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Lord Mate was sitting Next to his beautiful Lady 🧖 in the taxi today , so lord Mate didn't know how to approach the girl as she was wearing a Gucci T- shirt, iPhone X on her hand, and i remember that I'm using kicka1, so I decided to set my alarm for 5 minutes, I did that after 5 minutes my phone Started ring .
😁😁😁 Lord Mate pretended as if it's a call
Lord Mate Started to talk: " hey man, are done Washing my BMW X5? And my Mercedes G-wangon?... And Lord Mate pretended as if he is listening! Oh man how can you wash Range Rover? But anyway, I'll use that one, don't forget to clean even inside ' I Said goodbye.... " so when I was just finishied talking the Lady 🧖 whom Lord Mate was sitting Next to, She Said hello (Lord Mate 🙄🙄) I replied back hello , in my heart Lord Mate knew that he have won her.
The she Said to me, Lord Mate here's your battery it fell when you were removing your phone from your pocket 🤷, I shouted "TAXI DRIVER DROP ME HERE" I got off that taxi and Started tuning🏃🏃🏃🏃. I can't eat as we speak 😜😜😜. Visite my page and follow me for more update please