Systems and Control Engineering at UM

On the 2nd of April, members of the Department of Systems and Control Engineering—joined by their ever-suspicious collaborators from the Centre of Biomedical Cybernetics—took full advantage of the “terrible” weather conditions to graciously abandon the HOD’s carefully planned team-building activities.

Instead, they turned their attention to something far more pressing: solving the 30-year-old murder case of Lena Cross.

After intense investigation, dramatic accusations, and probably a bit too much enthusiasm… the culprit was revealed to be none other than Emma Dawson.

Justice has been served.

Emma Dawson’s sentence? A lifetime of hard-labour where her sole responsibility is to dutifully and professionally dampen the hopes of any department daring to plan team-building activities.

😆