ShemCut.Com

🧱 MACHINE-CUT STONES FOR SALE (6*9 Inches)
🚛 We Deliver 1000+ Pieces – Fully Loaded Truck
📍 Juja Ndarugo Based | Delivery Across Kenya
📞 Call/WhatsApp: 0797 917 249
✨ Quality Stones | Best Prices | Fast Delivery

📍 NAIROBI & SURROUNDING – From Ksh 40
Ruiru – Ksh 40

Kiambu / Utawala / Mwiki – Ksh 42

Joska / Kitengela / Syokimau – Ksh 43

Banana / Malaa – Ksh 46

🤣 Builder’s Banter:
One fundi in Ruiru swore his wheelbarrow was "allergic" to soft stones. Turns out, he just didn’t want to push more than two at a time. Blamed it on “stone sensitivity.” 😄

📍 KIAMBU & KAJIADO REGION – From Ksh 44
Uthiru – Ksh 44

Wangige – Ksh 46

Ngong / Kikuyu – Ksh 48

Limuru / Kamangu / Kiserian / Kibiko – Ksh 50

🤣 Builder’s Banter:
A fundi in Kikuyu once asked for "stones that match the color of my boots." We told him, “Boss, it’s not fashion week—it’s construction!” 👷👢💅

📍 CENTRAL KENYA – From Ksh 50
Kutus / Embu – Ksh 50

Karatina – Ksh 54

Nyeri / Othaya / Kangema – Ksh 55

Nanyuki – Ksh 65

🤣 Builder’s Banter:
In Nyeri, one mason told us he “builds faster when the goats are watching.” We thought he was joking... then he asked if we could include a goat in the next delivery. 🐐🧱

📍 EASTERN KENYA – From Ksh 48
Matuu – Ksh 48

Machakos / Mwingi – Ksh 55

Kitui – Ksh 58

Garissa – Ksh 65

🤣 Builder’s Banter:
A Machakos fundi showed up with sunglasses, wireless headphones, and a thermos. “Building in luxury,” he said. Then he sat on the stones and called it stone therapy. 😂🕶️

📍 RIFT VALLEY – From Ksh 54
Naivasha – Ksh 54

Nyahururu / Nakuru – Ksh 70

Eldoret – Ksh 75

Moi’s Bridge – Ksh 80

Kitale / Bungoma – Ksh 85

🤣 Builder’s Banter:
In Eldoret, the builders took a break at 11am sharp—not for tea, but to race wheelbarrows. The foreman said, “We train like athletes. These are Rift Valley builders, after all.” 🏃‍♂️🛒💨

📍 WESTERN & NYANZA – From Ksh 75
Kisii / Nyamira / Kibirigo – Ksh 75

Oyugis / Uriri – Ksh 80

Rongo – Ksh 82

Migori / Mbita / Kisumu – Ksh 85

Busia – Ksh 90

🤣 Builder’s Banter:
In Kisumu, the fundi asked if we had “waterproof stones.” We asked why. He said, “So I can build in the lake and charge double!” We told him he’s already floating in ideas! 💦🏗️

📞 Call/WhatsApp: 0797 917 249
📍 Based in Juja Ndarugo | Timely Delivery | Stones That Make Fundis Smile!

Bro, watu hujua tu biashara ni biashara... but wacha nikushow vile delivery ya kawaida iligeuka rally ya kisiasa!

So mimi hapa Shemcut.com — k**a kawa, nimepack lorry yangu ya ndarugo machine cut stones huko Juja. Mission ni simple: deliver mawe Ukambani, client ni msee amejenga rentals pale Machakos. Straightforward job, right?

WRONG. 😩

Twende Kazi – Mpaka Ukambani
Tumepita Thika, barabara iko poa, driver ako playlist ya Mugithi na DJ DIBUL — vibes iko juu. Halafu somewhere near Matuu, gari ikaanza kuskia baridi — convoy inakam.

Si kawaida tu — hizi gari ni zile za black Prado, Harrier, matruck, na wasee kwa sunroof wakiwave flags. Msee wangu ananiambia:

"E buda, hiyo ni Cousins’ Convoy!"

Nikabaki, huh?

“Wewe si uko kwa simu kila time? Cousins ni wasee wa mtaa yetu wa Mount Kenya sasa wameanza kupatana na cousins wa Ukambani. Opposition vibes. Love is in the air na manifesto iko kwa boot.”

Convoy imesimama juu ya traffic. Saa hizo mimi na lorry ya mawe tumepark kando. Wasigeuze mawe ya shemcut ikuwe weapon incase nishout "Tutam" na 'Wantam" Halafu guess what? One of them akakuja kwa window, akaona ndarugo.

Akasema:

“Eeh boss, hii ni mawe ya Juja? Original ndarugo? Tuko na rally hapa, lakini unaeza nipatia card yako juu tunajenga church yetu ya movement Machakos.”

Nikapass Shemcut.com card faster than Paybill.
Akamwambia mwingine,

“Wee ona huyu jamaa wa Juja ameleta mawe kwa cousins. Unity ni mawe, sio maneno!” 😂 Nikajua baaas , Kumbe niko kwa cousins

Wakaanza kucheka, selfie hapa, na mtu mmoja aka-request Fanta baridi . Najipata nimeshake mkono na mtu niliona kwa TV juzi akisema “tutachukua nchi.” "Tutam", "Wantam' Lakini sikupata kakitu ..Mimi na pilot tukazidi na journey yetu.

Juu lazima mawe ifike kwa macuzo

Kumbuka:
🧱 Mawe hujenga nyumba, lakini pia huleta watu pamoja.
🚛 Wakati wanasiasa wanapigana kwa X (Twitter), watu kwa ground wanapigana na rent, na wanajenga nchi.
🤝 Na whether ni Kamba ama Kikuyu, Juja ndarugo ni kitu imeunite “cousins” bila handshake. Kenya ni yetu sisi wote

Need machine cut stones?
📍 Juja ndarugo — legit.
🚛 Delivery? Anywhere. Even during political convoys.
📲 DM 0797 917249 or visit Shemcut.com – we move Kenya, one stone at a time.



👇👇👇 Cousins waiting for cousins🤣🤣🤣