Bar Mule

Foot Print Merlot Pinotage- fruity blend of merlot and pinotage. Ripe blackberry & plum flavours of merlot complement the red berry & spice flavours of pinotage.

Available through Bar Mule! Get Foot Print Merlot Pinotage and Foot Print Chenin Semillon at 2,400/- !!includes delivery in Westlands, Kilimani, Kileleshwa, Karen, Langata
Call / Whats app 0727738345 to make your order.

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PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS
A recent magazine survey interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
IF WOMEN DRINK.
Beer
Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Mixed drinks - no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda / BRANDY & COKE! (MYERS DOES'T FOR ME)
Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.
Water
Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship.
Approach: Don't.
Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue.
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.
Guinness
Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait.......
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IF MEN DRINK... (As always, very simple and clear cut.)
Cider
He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer
He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Tusker Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer
He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Guinness
The man is a ra**st and will get laid one way or another.
Water
He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid
Wine
He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy
Extremely h***y hound, would s**g a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.
Tusker Malt
Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky
He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels
Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Rum or Tequila
Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

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