Deejay waziri

"EX NENDA SALAMA"

Dear EX,
Ulikam Kwa Life Yangu K**a Stranger,
Kumbe Aim Yako
Ilikuwa Kunitenda,
Ju Yako,
Jamaa Na Marafiki Nililenga.
Ju Yako,
Nililearn Kupenda.
Na Sai Ju Yako,
Naapa Tena Kutopenda.
Na Vile Umeamua Mbele Kusonga,
Songa Ukisonganga.
Dear Ex Enda Ukiendaga,
EX NENDA SALAMA👋👋

Dear Ex,
Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue
And This Middle Finger Is For You.
Wish Ningeona Signs Kitambo.
Ni Vile Ulinikalia Chapo
Design Ya SAUTI SOL
Alafu Ukanifanyia Ile Kitu SIDIKA
Alifanyia OTILE BROWN.
Enyewe Mapenzi Imenipiga Kichapo.
Bado NakuUNGA Mkono
Wacha EXE Ibaki Kuwa Tu UNGA Ya CHAPO.
Na Vile Umeamua Kusonga,
Ex,NENDA SALAMA.
👋👋
Enyewe Wahenga Pia Walitupanga
Ati Patience Is A Virtue,
Ole Wangu!!
Nimebaki Na Maumivu
Appetite Hakuna Hata Ya Kula Mbivu.
NAJUTA Ile Design Ya SANA.
Na Vile Umeamua Kusonga,
EX NENDA SALAMA.
👋👋
Na'regret Kukupenda
But Na'celebrate Umeenda.
Ulikua A Good Teacher
Hii Lesson Haijanipita
Nime'learn Hukua My Match
Hata Ungekua Sigara
Bado Hungekuwa My SUPERMATCH.
Nimejua Hukua Na CLASS
Nimejua Urembo Hukam Na STANDARDS,
Am Now More Wiser Kuliko SOLOMON
More Stronger Kuliko SAMSON.
But More SIMPLE Kuliko SIMONE.
Sitawahi Kukumiss,
Maybe The Memories.
Of Which Nitazi'Delete
Ka Files Kwa Flash Disk.
Na Vile Umeamua Kusonga,
Songa Ukisonganga
EX NENDA SALAMA
👋👋
Hata Usiangalie NYUMA
Unless Unataka Kugeuka CHUMVI
Na Ulishaluz TASTE.
Endeleza Kuonja Onja Ju Wewe Ni NZI
Na Una'Depend On Waste.
Nishakutoa Kwa MOYO
Nishakutoa Kwa AKILI
Na Nishakutoa Kwa ROHO
Sai Mimi Ni ROYCO,
Hata Unikujie Na MCHUZI
Bado Huezi Ni'MIX.
Nimeamini Uko Na Genes Za JEZEBEL
Hauna Tofauti Na Ibilisi Mwenyewe.
You're The Devil Himself.
Sidhani Ka Una ROHO
Na Ka Uko Nayo Ni Chafu.
Enyewe Mapenzi Inaweza Kufanya Kipofu.
Ikufanye Kichwa Kibovu.
Ningejua Ungeni'hurt
Singewahi Kuku'TRUST.
Sitawahi TRUST LOVE
At First Sight,That's For SURE.
K**a Sio Ju Ya Scripture Kuwa
Fulfilled
Hata Jesus Hangewahi Chagua Judas
K**a Disciple.

😂😂😂😂
HER: Ghai, kwani hauna CD? Sasa tutafanyaje?

HIM: Tulale tu, there is always a next time. nitavumilia hadi asubuhi.

2 minutes later...

HIM: Si ata tu romance kisha tulale? Nishike niskie poa.

She turns slowly to his side to face him.

HER: Wueeh, na ikisimama?

HIM: Haiweziii, ni yangu naijua. Haisimamangi.

2 minutes later...

Her: Weweee, unaona imesimama..

HIM: Badoooo, inakuanga hivyo. Usijali.

He skillfully and tactfully finds his way around her underwear and rests the head of his Msilimbombo at the entrance of kīrīa.

HER: Woiyeee, Usiingishe akiii..

HIM: Haiwezi ingiaaa...

Slowly but surely, he gains headway inside the honeypot.

HER: Ghai, unaona umeingisha..

HIM: Badoooo, Wacha ikae hapo basi. Nifungulie miguu vizuri bas ni relax hapo.

She spreads one leg to give him limited access like 2G network. He capitalizes on this move and hopes that it will eventually turn her on and allow 'kitu imese mwensake..'

HER: Si unaona! aki unanifanya.

HIM: Usijaliiii, nitatoka saa hii tu..

He notices that she's no longer resisting and she is now cool and relaxed. It's all systems go.

He lifts both her legs higher than Inua dada initiative ever did under Jubilee government.

9.98 seconds later...💦 💦

He falls off from her and pants in fast shallow breaths, like a child with 'Rimonia'.

HER: Nilijua tu hivyo ndio ulikuwa unataka..

HIM: by the way Ulijuajeee... Aki wewe...😊😊😊