MKUU

Tumekua kesi since 6am,caretaker alinik**ata nikihama buana anasema nilipe rent nusu ya hii mwezi ama nimuachie Tv,itabidi nirudishe vitu nihame sunday wakiwa kanisa.

Now I know why Kikuyu landlords have those tiny gates ata meko haitoshei 😂

Pale kwa dating scene kuna sasa wale tunakuanga the airfryer version of men. Yani we’re only interesting to interact with for the first two weeks before they discover we’re just boring humans full of sh*t,wanagundua hii air fryer ni upus mtupu,it only looks good when its not yours. Wanaingia mitini,ndio unapata jamaa in one year amekua kwa twenty unsuccessful talking stages