Something To Smile About

Am I Wicked?

I called a married lady friend who owed me money, but she didn't pick my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no answer.

Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:
"Hello Ma'am, I'm not calling for the money.
I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband down town today.
It was a big bout and he was just there watching until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off."

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her.

And then a message which read:
Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you notice those girls?
Please tell me, I am falling apart.

I just read and didn't respond.
She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer.
Then another message from her:
"I have your money. Please can we meet, so you can tell me more?"

Then I replied:
"Okay, you can send it to my NCB account number 232485586 by wire Transfer so that I pass by the gas station to refuel, then I will pick you up and drive you to the girl's house because I know her."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance.
My money was fully paid. I then switched off my phone, roll over and slept like a baby.

Am I wicked?

CAN FACEBOOK DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT PLEASE???? A YOUNGER MAN HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG NOTE 10 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE A NOTE 4 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

Something To Smile About Comedy club

Joke for the day

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -"you are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. How dare you do this to me -a faithful wife, mother of your children! I am leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute Love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!! And the husband began -" Well I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and so defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the chicken curry I made for you last night, which you wouldn't eat because you are afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in seconds. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed that her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your Anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I went and found the s*xy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, which you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated the boots you bought at that expensive boutique and don't use because someone in your office has the same pair" The husband took a deep breath and continued- "she was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please, do you have anything else that your wife DOESN'T USE?"
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