True America

1. Homelessness — her expensive failure. $300M+ into Inside Safe, 40% of people placed returned to the streets, and senior homelessness jumped 36% on her watch.
2. Handed unions 20–25% raises with rich retirement perks, then faced a ~$1B shortfall and had to propose cutting 2,700 city positions. She loaded long-term liabilities onto the city and then gutted operational capacity to compensate.
3. Wildfire catastrophe. Cut the LAFD by $17M, left for Ghana despite wind warnings, came back to a city burning with dry hydrants and understaffed engines. Then fired the fire chief who had publicly warned about the cuts. That sequence — defund, ignore warning, disaster, scapegoat — is the defining image of her tenure.

Are you starting to get it yet?

Look I can accept that everything got rebooted from a really glitchy backup file after CERN wiped the other universe in 2012 and everything, but this particular version is just getting too weird. Like wth was even this original prompt any guesses?

Today we learned that this is an actual Congressman (but a woman, serving as a Congressman… 🤷🏾‍♂️) and I now understand a little more why Congress is so completely useless.