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"I went to a restaurant and the sign said, 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." - Steve Martin

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Mitch Hedberg

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down." - Steven Wright

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin