TargetAvs Chemphy Institute.

Maine Usey Peeta , Us Ney Usay Peeta
“Sin” Theeta Upon “Cos” Theeta Is Equal To “Tan” Theeta

Do U Know,
Nobel Prize Is Given For Science & Literature
But Not For Maths
Why
Bcoz Alfred Nobel’s Wife
Had Run Away With A Maths Professor.
Funny But True.

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
Then,
The Title Would Be Something Like This…
Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity
Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon
Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge
Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam
Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai
Kyun? Summition Ho Gaya Na
Maine Maths Kyun Liya
3 Variables
My Name Is Integration And I Am Not A Derivative… ;->

Story Of Newton’s Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
“AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT’S STOPPED”

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
D Cow,
It Gave A Sound ‘MA’
He Formulated D 2nd Law
“F = MA”

After Sometimes D Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated D 3rd Law
“EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION” =P