Rowan Callen

What does eating p***y and being in the mafia have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep s**t.

My new release on

Horizen, by Rowan Callen 5 track album

What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
One looks at the family tree.
Other looks at the family bush.

You lose a lot of wisdom the moment you argue while you are angry.

My car has a huge screen that displays the weather...
Its called, the windshield.

A lot of furniture designing is limited by the size of doors.

The rise of committee-made media and AI-generated garbage in the 21st century may be the in-universe explanation for why science fiction like “Star Trek” and “The Orville” seem to fixate on 20th-century music and films.

My new release on

Wave After Wave, by Rowan Callen 5 track album