LAF TILL U DROP

How can the dead confirm that they are dead?😐
At first the dead person does not realize that he is dead. He sees himself dreaming of death, he sees himself weeping, bathing, tying the knot and going down to the grave.😐 He always has the impression of dreaming.
When it piles up on the ground.😐 Then he cries🥺 but no one hears his cry, when everyone is scattered and alone on earth,🤍Allah🤍 returns his soul.
he opens his eyes and wakes up from his “nightmare”. At first he was happy 😊and grateful🥲 that what he was going through was just a nightmare and now he has woken up from his slumber.Then the cloth-wrapped man began to touch his body and wondered, "Where's my shirt?"😐
"Where am I?😐 Where is this place?😐 Why is it so dark everywhere?😐 What am I doing here?" 😭And what he is feeling is not a dream,😐 he realizes that he is really dead😐
He shouted as loud as he could: his relatives who he thought could accompany him😐:No one answers.😐
He then recalls that at this time 🤍Allah is the only hope🤍.He cries😭 for him and asks him to apologize.🙏
🤍"O Allah! O Allah! Forgive me O Allah ... !!!🤍
He screams with an incredible fear😐 that he has never felt before in his life😐
😇 If he is a good man, two angels with smiling faces will sit down to comfort him, 😇 then he will do his best service.
🤐If he is a bad person, the two angels will increase his fear and punish him according to his ugly deeds.

🤍O Allah !🤲forgive me and my mother, father and my family and friends🤲🤍

My friends had been telling me a lot about my beautiful girlfriend cheating behind my back, so I decided to spy on her every movement like a CCTV camera.

After she had finished cooking for me, she gave me a piece of soft kizz on my cheek before walking out with her handbag.

After she had left I dished out some quantity of the noodle and feel my round breakable plate, having my seat on the floor turning on the ceiling fan

Released my belt gently, right now I know everything is ready, I pick up a little of it and feel my big mouth

I swallow the food gently with my eyeballs well-closed just to concentrate on the taste of the food

The food was going down my tummy like a musical rhyme, I heard my phone ringing

I opened my big eyeballs, it was my friend that I placed to give me more information about my girlfriend cheating on me

I pick up the call expecting something useful

"Strawberry your girlfriend just enter one-man house in my street come quick"

Immediately my ear just captured the message, I hung up the call and rushed out without finishing my noodles

I boarded a vehicle, telling him to use full speed so that I can arrive very quick to capture my girlfriend red-handed

Even on the bike, I was still thinking about seeing my girlfriend with the man

I finally arrived in the street

my friend pointed his finger into one beautiful compound and the gate was left opened

my girlfriend was standing with one man holding her hand

I can't hold the pain, I rushed into the compound and hug my girlfriend from behind, that's was not even okay I kiss her on the neck

The man was looking at me with a very dangerous eyes,

"Deborah who is this guy that can't even respect me?"

Daddy, his name is Abdulsalam

Immediately I heard daddy I know my own has finished

Before I could even say sorry, the man have slapped me, immediately the slapped land on my cheek

I staggered like a drunkard and go on my knee, he did not end it there

he called for his other colleagues

After 4 weeks of unprotected s3x.

Girlfriend: Hey babe

Boyfriend: Hey babe

Girlfriend: I wanna tell you something.

Boyfriend: Umm ok shoot 💫

Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get mad.

Boyfriend: (Got a bit Nervous) are u serious or not?

Girlfriend: (Starts to cry) I... I... I.. think.. Babe I think I'm pregnant

Boyfriend: Whaaaaat!

Girlfriend: Yeah... I'm pregnant I missed my period.

Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right?

Girlfriend: No babe, how can I joke about something like this!

{Boyfriend hang sup the phone.. The girl cried alot thinking she had lost him for Good. She even tried commiting su***de.. After 30 minutes she hears a knock on the door... When she opens it.. Boom it's her boyfriend kneeling down on the floor}

Boyfriend: 200 billions stars, 7 continents, 196 countries, 9 planets, 21 province, 2 capital cities and I have the privilege of meeting a sophisticated, intelligent, motivated, beautiful woman like you .. Let me correct you...
You're not pregnant.. We are pregnant...
We are both responsible for the baby.. I will support you and our baby.
So the love of my life. Will you marry me!

Girlfriend: The pregnancy is not yours..

Una say wahala be like wetin again abeg 🙆😂😂😂.

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