Silly Goose Club

WE ARE HIRING - looking for someone over 21, reliable, good with customers and flexible working hours. We are going to have an interview day this Thursday, to register your interest, drop us a PM.

Glad we paid for the advertising to be fair…

⚽ World Cup fever is here.

Which is lovely, unless your team has just spent 90 minutes passing sideways, missing sitters, and emotionally ruining your group chat.

Luckily, at Silly Goose, you can take your frustration out properly. 🪓

Axe throwing: because shouting “HIT THE TARGET” at the telly was clearly just practice.

🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Following Sony's decision to move away from physical discs, we're excited to announce that from 1st April 2028, all axe throwing at Silly Goose will be download only.

That's right. Physical axes are officially a thing of the past.

Simply purchase your axe online, wait for the 87GB update to finish downloading, and then enjoy our brand-new Digital Axe Experience™. No actual axe required.

Due to the uncertainty surrounding the future of the Ridings Shopping Centre, this seemed like the logical next step. By going fully digital, we can continue trading long after the bulldozers have flattened the centre and archaeologists are debating what a "Competitive socialising venue" actually was.

New features include:

🎮 4K Ultra HD Axe Physics
🪓 Ray-Traced Wood Grain Technology
⚡ Up to 120 Throws Per Second*
📦 Day One Patch Required Before Every Throw
☁️ Cloud-Saved High Scores
🔋 Optional £9.99 Monthly Axe Pass Subscription
🏆 Exclusive Legendary "Sharp Stick" Cosmetic Skin

*Requires a compatible internet connection, three software updates, and acceptance of our 47-page Axe User Agreement.

Customers who pre-order the Deluxe Edition will receive:
✨ 72 Hours Early Access
✨ A Golden Digital Axe
✨ The ability to look at the target before everyone else

Thank you for supporting us as we embrace the future of entertainment.

So we are closing from 4pm due to the England match. If anyone wants to pop in this aft for a pre match pint and a couple of games, we will see you there!!!

Shuffleboards are always a good pre game, game.
The concentration is real 😆 😂 😆

Due to the heat, we are closing at 9pm today.
Hope to see you Tomorrow 😃

Just a heads up, with the temperatures meant to be pretty high tomorrow, we are going to be open from 4pm (Wednesday 24th)

Happy Father day People of the world.... or just the UK.

We would like to say come down and throw some axes this father's day, but we are fully booked with a football ptesentation.

So happy Sunday everyone ☺️