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Premier League Summary:
🎵“I feel like signing the blues when Everton win and Liverpool lose”🎵

Seems legit.
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BREAKING NEWS: Alexander Isak suffers another injury after falling at home trying to flip a pancake.

Pancake Day in the Gerrard household

Englands most successful football teams. Opta have removed wins that included penalty shoot outs, cup final wins against teams from lower leagues, offside goals & fouls not given in the build up.

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“The public are selfish, they should vote me to run the country. I was like a young Churchill. But the British people stop me getting the chance”

Eniola Aluko

A tricky situation for the Premier League between Haaland and Szoboszlai, but after a post match consultation, chief Richard Masters declared “deducting 10 points from Everton seems the only fair solution.” ⚽️

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Mo Salah highlights vs Man City
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This will no doubt get some hate but for me it’s absolutely necessary….
David Moyes should be offered a NEW LONG TERM contract at Everton. Without question he is the man who knows this club inside out and knows how to make us European regulars. Anyone suggesting otherwise has a very short memory of our long term struggles. Just ask a West Ham fan if they regret wanting him gone.
Get him tied down to a new long term deal, securing our future and rewarding the man that has turned this club around. 📑📝🖋️💙🤍💙

Poor Leicester

•In 2024, Leicester fans laughed as Everton got a ten point deduction for going over FFP limits by £19m. They also wanted to sue us saying we are cheats.
•Now in 2026, Leicester were hit by a six point deduction for going over FFP limits by £21m.

Leicester are crying, claiming it’s unfair 🤣. Karma in full flow 🤣.

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All we hear from rival fans, especially our Norwegian neighbours is “The Hill Dicky is crap, it’s a Tesco, it’s a pizza oven, etc etc”. Tbf, it’s just envy I suppose, after all, they are stuck in the backstreets of the City, completely landlocked for future development. Meanwhile Everton boast an iconic stadium on the waterfront, at the forefront of our great City! I mean, just look at how their LEGO stadium, with its lean too extensions gives you a view 🤣🤣🤣

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“6 times luv. We don’t care about The Ev. Pickford almost killed Big Virg. Fancy coming back mine for a sh@g”

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