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Top 10 one-liners - Fringe 2013

1. "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." - Rob Auton

2. "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." Alex Horne

3. "I'm in a same-s*x marriage... the s*x is always the same." - Alfie Moore

4. "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." Tim Vine

5. "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." - Gary Delaney

6. "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." - Phil Wan

7. "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." - Marcus Brigstocke

8. "The universe implodes. No matter." - Liam Williams

9. "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." - Bobby Mair

10. "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately." - Chris Coltrane

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