COMPETENT Productions

// WORDS WORDS WORDS! //

Calling all plucky poets and poetry lovers! The last 'WORDS WORDS WORDS' of the year will take place on Tuesday December 5th, 7.30pm at !

This time, our wordsmiths will perform pieces inspired by:

-'Nighthawks' by Edward Hopper
-'Fairytale of New York' by The Pogues
-The phrase, "Home is where the heart is."
-Object: Mistletoe
-Feeling: Warmth

If you want to get involved and share a piece with us, direct message your host send an email over to [email protected]!

We had a room full to the brim with positivity (and people!) last time around. We hope to see you there for another good 'un!

/ ONE WEEK TO D'OH! //

Woo-Hoo! Our 𝙎𝙄𝙈𝙋𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙕 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 at Arts Bar Hope Street is just one week away!

We're itching and scratching to bring you and your four-fingered friends a cromulent evening of yellow-tinged trivia... Our questions will span the entire run of the show so far, Simpsons video games and The Simpsons Movie! There'll be a MINIMUM £50 jackpot to be won, prizes for the runners-up, button badges, banter and a delicious themed cocktail for the occasion!

The Competent Quiz Night is a great event for freshers and old friends alike. Spread the word to all your neighbourinos, pin pals and fellow work drones - and be sure to DM to reserve a table for your team!

Fight and bite and fight and fight and bite for the crown!

ꜱɪᴍᴘꜱᴏɴꜱ Qᴜɪᴢ ɴɪɢʜᴛ
ᴡᴇᴅɴᴇꜱᴅᴀʏ ꜱᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 27ᴛʜ
ᴀʀᴛꜱ ʙᴀʀ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ꜱᴛ, 8.00ᴘᴍ
ᴇɴᴛʀʏ £2 ᴘᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ
ᴍᴀx ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱɪᴢᴇ: 6

// ADEQUATELY AMUSING IS BACK! //

Alright, calm down, you desperate clowns. Dan McCreanor's open mic for funny folk is finally back!

Designed to give comics of any experience a chance to flex their funny muscles, this event is the rough-and-ready underdog of the Liverpool comedy scene.

The next night will take.place on:

ꜰʀɪᴅᴀʏ ꜱᴇᴘᴛᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 29ᴛʜ @ 8ᴘᴍ

There will then be shows every two weeks until December 8th, so you can chuckle all the way up to Christmas...

So join us in the new-look Arts Bar Basement for a night you probably will forget eventually, but you may very well enjoy at the time!

Want to get involved? Send a DM over to and he'll fill you in!

𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙌𝙐𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝘼𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂
Friday 29th September, 8:00pm