KinkyFish Improv

SHOW 4 COMPLETE

Two potato farmers had a contract to supply the castle with potatoes, under pain of death if a potato was too green. Meanwhile a milkman visited a bar and learnt there was a new milkman in town, who not only had a new kind of milk (potato milk) but was also alluringly sexy.

A primary school teacher was too cheerful, much to the disappointment of the headteacher, and entirely failed to crush the spirit of young minds.

The sexy potato milkman revealed his potato milking secret, which considerably displeased the sacred order of 'Potato Club' who vowed revenge.

The potato farmer was put to death for a green potato, a cow was used as prop for twerking and most of the cast ended up in the underworld.