Edes Really

Husband : Where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : please turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeedrreee..
Husband : okay love goodbye.

*Another day*
Husband: where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband: turn on the microwave
Wife : (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreeee...
Husband: okay love goodbye.

Another day*
Suspicious huband where are you?
Wife : at home love.
Husband : are you sure?
Wife : yes.
Husband : turn on the microwave!
Wife (turns on the microwave) dreeeeedreee...
Husband : okay my love goodbye.

*The next day the Husband decides to call on his son's phone and he asks him*, “son where is your mother?”
Son : I don't know, she went out with the microwave 3days ago.

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