Math Time

John Nash proved every Riemannian manifold can be isometrically embedded into Euclidean space... thus proving Flat Earth (sphere (Riemannian) plane (Euclidean))... Alas Big Globe accused him of Schizophrenia to silence him

Théorème de Bennani-Smirez

*Passes to the Dual*
Lagrange markiplier : Oh nononono
Klu Klux Team Conditions : Bahahahaha
Objective function : *actually is not convex... like a boss*
Clarke's subdifferential : Err... take dis LL bro (Locally Lipschitz)
SGD (Société General la Défense) : Hold my beer...