Math Time

John Nash proved every Riemannian manifold can be isometrically embedded into Euclidean space... thus proving Flat Earth (sphere (Riemannian) plane (Euclidean))... Alas Big Globe accused him of Schizophrenia to silence him

Théorème de Bennani-Smirez

*Passes to the Dual*
Lagrange markiplier : Oh nononono
Klu Klux Team Conditions : Bahahahaha
Objective function : *actually is not convex... like a boss*
Clarke's subdifferential : Err... take dis LL bro (Locally Lipschitz)
SGD (Société General la Défense) : Hold my beer...

Just came up with a new measure called the joint measure...
First let C(s):=amount of w**d in sub-cylinder s of the joint
Then the measure is defined for a subset of the joint E as:
j(E):=inf{sum(C(J_k)): (J_k) is a sequence of open cylinders with E included in U(J_k)}