Pattern-Ike

Baby take dis five million I want to cheat on you for a week

Reply as a girlfriend :

Can u be doing it every week 😂
Never 😭
Should I bring more girls ❤️

*A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her 4 daughters get married the same year, so after each wedding she told them*

*"Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code"*
*....... after a week, the 1st daughter texted;*

*"UNION BANK"*

*The mother looked at the UNION Bank motto and it read "Big, Strong and Reliable" She smiled and waited for the other daughter.*

*The second daughter text read;*

*"NESCAFE"*
*The mother looked at a Nescafe tin of milk and it read, "Fantastic until the last drop!"*

*The 3rd daughter text read,*

*"BENSON & HEDGES"*
*The mother went to her husband's pack of Benson & Hedges ci******es and read the company motto, it read;*
*"Extra long, king size* "
*she was very impressed and said "not bad for their ages".*

*After the following week, the 4th daughter texted*

*ARIK AIR LAGOS TO ABUJA* ",

*The mother then called Arik Airways help desk to enquire about their Lagos-Abuja flight and they replied*

*"It's 4 times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is 45mins".*

*The mother fell down and shouted* .

*"igweeeeeeeee!!! This one will kill my daughter* ooooooooo!......... 😆

Do have a great weekend.