Essential Motorcycle Services

Hello world. EMS is shutting down for the season on November 8. That is a Saturday. Taking time away from here to rest and shop around for comfortable footwear. Still taking in storage bikes up until that date. We maybe open some Fridays and Saturdays over the winter but who the hell wants to spend their Saturday in a cold shop. Call first!!!!
Also, I am fully aware that my website is down because I am the one who killed it. No longer needed and it's an expense I no longer wish to carry. We will see if my experiment with the WWW will work or not. Cheers to all. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️🦸‍♂️

Hear ye, Hear ye. The Sun King has departed and left us with his dreary cousin, Lady Rains a lot. In anticipation of this eventuality, We at EMS have reserved a few spots in our spacious and groovy warehouse in which to store your precious iron steed. Heated and guarded 24 hrs a day by a rabid racoon with a trigger finger and a specially made BB Gun. 65.00 a month gets you in the “Club” and you can sleep well while your ride is also sleeping well. Call us or let your bike sit outside and be an embarrassment to your ability to maintain relationships.

Well its that time of year again peeps. Winter storage is open at Essential and Eagle Rider. $65/month. Your baby gets a nice, warm, dry to spend the winter. We plug it in, cover it up, play soft music to it and sometimes sing it a little lullaby. We sold out last year so don't miss out.

For the month of June, if you buy and install a set of Dunlop Q5S tires with us, Dunlop will send you a $120 pre paid Visa card. That makes it under $400/set for most sizes. Supplies are limited.

Normally I could sit and watch Anne Hathaway read from a phonebook and I would be engrossed. However, I just tried to watch her new streaming film The Idea of you and I got eleven minutes in and had to shut it off. What a contrived plot and over all pos. Who writes this stuff? Worse, who green lights this stuff? Is this where we are in society that we think this plot device is a good idea? I am building a time machine to transport me back to a time when the world made sense. I apologize Ms. Hathaway but you should really get a new agent. You are better than this.