Kate Roddy, TO Physiotherapist

CHRISTMAS CLEANSE



Santa brought my family Norwalk.

I got real friendly with my bathroom.

Cried a little.

Laid in my shower shivering a little.

Assumed the fetal position for 16 hrs.

Lost 6lbs in 24hrs.

The cleanse I didn’t know I needed.

And some people thought I got those abs from Lagree pilates. 😂🤣

DAY OF THE DAUGHTER



She prefers dance, dresses, drama and dolls.

I prefer sports, denim, double espresso and none of the daily drama my daughter brings.

Well played universe.

I see how being grounded or punished in my youth was just a teaser for how my daughter is the ultimate payback for all my delinquencies.