Canadian Grade EH

Be very polite and apologize for everything.
2. We use the word EH!
3. You shall own a plaid lumber jacket and toque.
4. You shall become one with nature, and tame a beaver as your house pet.
5. You shall master moose back riding.
6. You shall be able to fish, hunt, and build your own igloo.
7. BBQ, Coffee, beer, bacon, and hockey is our way of life.
8. You shall eat bacon with every  ...