Alouette Cemetery

BREAKING NEWS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
Authorities were called to Alouette Cemetery late last night after one of the resident skeletons attempted an unauthorized exit from the premises. Ridge Meadows RCMP arrived promptly and caught the culprit mid-mischief near the gates. No bones were harmed in the incident, though witnesses report a fair amount of rattling.

Officials remind the public that all skeletal residents are expected to remain within the cemetery grounds after dark.

UPDATE:
Ridge Meadows RCMP confirm the skeleton was apprehended without incident and returned safely to the cemetery.
The suspect claimed it was “just stretching its legs.”

Case closed — all bones accounted for.

We moved Lord Reginald into the yard today. He’s excited to meet everyone for his debut at for our Come on out and support this October. Voted Best Yard Haunt in Canada 🇨🇦 by the

Early morning maintenance. I’m rebuilding the mechanism for our crouching skeleton. You’ll see him on the far corner of the south lawn this year as he makes way for our newest prop, .It’s only 22 days until set up begins for the fifth anniversary of We hope you’ll stop by and see why this place has become a Halloween tradition.