Whyte Knight / Upstairs

In cooperation with (mostly imagined) mental health professionals in our community, the mighty Whyte Knight now grants dopamine spikes with every purchase!

Feeling a bit glum, chum? We’ve got your back. I’m sure that clinical research will someday prove our current claim that larger purchases of multiple items offers greater relief as well!

The effect works equally as well - if not greater - on previously owned items just in case you are more socially conscious and do not care to support the soulless capitalist machine.

Whyte Knight. Dopamine. And YOU! Partners in making your life in the nightmarish hellscape of 2026 and beyond just a little more bearable. 🖤

Have you received your dopamine fox from Whyte Knight recently or shared our message yet?

‘Twas the weekend before Xmas and you’re dreading the malls,
Can’t stomach supporting Bezos or going to Walmart Hell.
Need to find something cool, something fun, something rad.
Something for your partner, your spawn, and forget the cat!
Where to go? What can be found? The time, it runs short!
You want to keep money in the community & local shops need support *
Where to find dead things, grimmoires, super cool tarot decks?
Tiki, things for geeks: comics, toys, games, comics?
In a pinch, I know a place - it’s down on Whyte
It is up some stairs, but just one flight
It smells of old books and is built on memories.
It’s called Whyte Knight and it will fill your Crassmas needs.

*i know the rhyme is forced but I don’t care.


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On the pinkest day of Xmas, my well dressed friend gave to me a super fun vintage townhouse for

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