Pixel Imaging

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Today is the FINAL day to vote for Pixel Imaging for Small Business of the Year.

If you don’t vote, Deranged Darryl (pictured below) will be VERY disappointed. And trust me, you don’t want Deranged Darryl disappointed. He once beat someone with a rolled-up banner stand for forgetting his birthday. 🎂💥

Here’s what’s at stake:

Every banner you order will mysteriously smell like wet pickles 🥒

Posters will only print on toilet paper 🧻

Your mom will start saying “slay queen” unironically 💅

Don’t doom society. Do the right thing.
👉 VOTE FOR PIXEL IMAGING https://forms.office.com/r/kfKDqZnvgU 👈

Pixel Imaging: because Darryl said so.

The Calgary Chamber of Commerce

🚨 ATTENTION INTERNET 🚨

It’s that magical time of year where your click could make us look way cooler than we actually are 😎.

Vote here: https://forms.office.com/r/kfKDqZnvgU

👉 Do the right thing. Vote for us.
👉 Do the wrong thing. Don’t vote for us (but then our boss will cry into our banners and T-shirts and we don't want that).

💥 Click that vote button. Do it for the children. Do it for the banners. Do it because our moms said we’re special. 💥

Vote once a day!!

The Calgary Chamber of Commerce

We make hoodies for teams that:

🥵 Sub in for 30 seconds and need oxygen.
🧠 Yell "let's go" hoping something happens.
🎯 Have better drip than stats.
📆 Schedule photo day like it's the Super Bowl but can't make a layup.

Tag your team. Unless they're still mad about that one call from last season. Then tag them twice.

www.pixelimaging.ca

🚨WARNING: Sidewalk Drama Alert🚨
Apparently your storefront has been spotted wearing....nothing.
Scandalous! Shocking! Totally 2024 of you!