The Area 51 Rider

I am stopping here to load up on fireworks. This is about 30 miles outside of Vegas on my way on I-15. I need some ideas on what I can do with said fireworks once I get near Area 51. Other than launching Roman candles at the camo dudes, which would be illegal. Maybe jam a whole bunch of firecrackers up the tailpipe of a certain moron that lives in Vegas?

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