Paper Paws Stickers

Ares: “Why couldn’t we just stay home and watch tv?! I’m sure you could have found a nice kdrama to watch and something tasty to eat.”
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Me: “I am your walking companion Ares, not your nanny.”
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Ares: “But it is raining!!”
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Me: No it isn’t!
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Ares: “Are you just going to stand there and lie to my face? I saw those concentric waves on the surface of those puddles back there. It is raining!”
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Me: That’s not rain. That’s a T-Rex. So, instead of whining, you should be thanking me for practically running to the park. It saved our lives.
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Ares: “Yes it was a T-Rex… wait, what? Oh forget it! The rain probably washed away any sense you had left.”

Me:
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Shark: “Can you stop with the whining Ms. Spun Sugar?!?
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Me: It’s easy for you to say! Your skin is dry and I’m soaked to the bones. My socks are wet!!! Ewwww!!
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Shark: “Well, you signed up for this the day you decided to get a water dog, so I am done with the drama woman! I don’t want to hear about flu season or catching your death anymore. Now pick up the pace! I can see a nice puddle ahead of us that I haven’t rolled in it yet. Come on, knees to chest, knees to chest!!”
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Me: