Past Tense

✨ "Survival Mode to Soul Reset" ✨

Alright, beautiful souls—especially the parents and caregivers out there—
we’ve officially reached the final weekend of the school holidays. 🙌🏻🙌🏻
You’ve survived the endless snacks, the noise, and the chaotic magic.
Before the school routine kicks back in, let’s talk about reclaiming Your sanity 🤪

If your nervous system is currently running on coffee and pure vibes, consider this your official invitation to Pause.

I’ve had a couple of mats open up for tomorrow night’s Sound Healing session. 🙌🧘‍♀️
Think of it as the ultimate sanctuary.
No schedules, No play dates, No one asking for a snack (infact I feed you them)

Just you, a cosy mat, and a warm blanket. Let the dreamy, grounding vibrations of the crystal and Tibetan singing bowls wash over you like a giant, soulful hug, melting away the holiday chaos and bringing your calm right back where it belongs.

• When: Friday night 7pm
• Where: Past Tense
• Exchange: $10

Spots are super limited , Slide into my DMs to claim your mat and let's get you grounded, reset, and ready for the week ahead. 🤍✨

💫 Know a fellow holiday survivor who desperately needs a moment of zen?
Tag them below! 💫

If you haven’t experienced this before then what are you waiting for?

There are a couple of mats still available for tonight
7pm start Wellington
$10 for a hour of stillness 🙏🏼🤎

DM Past Tense to book your mat

💓 The Mother’s Day Strike 💓

Today is the day the "Magic Laundry Basket" officially loses its powers.
It turns out that those clothes don’t actually jump into the wash, fold themselves, and float back into drawers by sheer willpower.
Who knew?
If you take a look around today, you might notice a few things:
✨The kids and husband are sporting "early rag-bag chic."
If it’s mostly clean and covers the essentials, it’s a Mother’s Day win.

✨The kitchen is currently closed for repairs. If it’s not in a cereal box or a takeaway bag, it’s probably not happening.

✨The kids' rooms currently resemble a controlled demolition site.

✨The sink is reaching critical mass, and the floor has become a high-stakes obstacle course of stray socks and discarded toys.

It’s a beautiful, chaotic reminder that YOU are the glue, the engine, and the resident magician who keeps the whole ship sailing.
💝To all the mums taking a well-deserved break from the madness
may your coffee be hot, your feet stay up, and may you ignore the mess with absolute grace.
💝Happy Mother’s Day!

"CLOSED FRIDAY NIGHT”
Off to find my own stillness tomorrow night 🥣✨
I’m heading to a sound healing session to pour back into my own cup.
I'll be away for the evening, but I can't wait to share that refreshed energy with you all next week 🙏🏼
Just a reminder that our usual sound healing will be back at its normal time next week on Tuesday night at 7pm

See you then!"