Tactical Force Combatives

Ain't that grand, yet another machette attack

With another Machete Attack occurring in Mernda this week.

It’s a reminder that Community Safety is nonnegotiable. Our residents deserve to feel safe in their homes, streets, and public spaces. We must all be vigilant, aware of our surroundings, and proactive in supporting community safety and crime prevention initiatives. Whether it’s reporting suspicious activity or engaging in community safety programs, each of us has a role to play. Together, we can build a safer City of Whittlesea. Let’s keep looking out for one another, protecting our families, and creating a community where everyone feels safe and secure. Until next time ‘Stay Safe’.

Completely unacceptable behaviour.

🚨 Sh**ha Bar Chaos in St Albans 🚨

This absolute circus went down at a Sh**ha Bar in St Albans on Saturday 20 June 2026.

A pair of charming patrons (who look like they’ve had a few too many) got refused alcohol service… and decided the appropriate response was to trash the place, abuse staff, and cause a full meltdown. Glasses smashed, mess everywhere, staff getting verbally assaulted. All while the family who’s run this business for 14 years just tried to keep things civil.

Meet the star of the show — the bloke on the left. He absolutely trashed the bar in his fit of rage.

The bloke on the right with that hairline and that look, he’s giving Indian Elvis Presley after a bad Vegas residency. The sequins are missing but the drama is all there. He got physically pushy with the staff.

In the middle, just verbally abusive.

Police were called. Police… didn’t show up. Classic.

The owner sent through the footage photos - Video is in the comments.

If you know these three legends (or their mates), drop their names in a DM - let's give the police the info they need.

Let’s help the hardworking family business get some answers.

Share this post around Melbourne — especially St Albans, Sunshine, and surrounds. These clowns need to be named. No one gets to treat local businesses like a demolition derby after a few drinks.

Tag whoever you think might recognise them. Let’s make sure “Indian Elvis” and his mate become local celebrities… for all the wrong reasons.

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