Jack Holmes

Welcome to all the new people who followed me over the last few days. I'm a comedian, but I'm truly awful with social media, so here's a picture of my pet lizard in an Easter hat, hopefully that makes up for something.

Check it out! I wrote an article for the latest issue of about how what I learned in the DIY punk world helped me establish a career as an independent touring comedian. I think it's pretty damn funny and interesting even if you aren't from the comedy/punk world.

You can pre order it here for a laughably cheap €4.50, or message me about getting a copy within Austria!

https://keepitasecret.limitedrun.com/products/870488-german-compliment-10

There's some great and hilarious articles from friends like and and loads of funny and insightful articles about DIY in general.

I'm performing at this year with some of my favourite dweebs from this neck of the woods. Normally you'd have to force me into a festival at g*npoint, but the line up is actually pretty sick and I'm praying my back can last 3 days camping.