PureComedy

I just met my ex and she was kīssing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them and she saw me then she kīssed him more and asked me what I was doing there.

I told her my wife is prēgnant and l am here to buy baby stuffs andl am very very happy. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I called a taxi and left.

She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good. Now, my issue is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soaps and sponge. Please HELP me, I was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity bill with the money 🥲😔🤦‍♂️😂

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