Edwin jr

Edwin jr

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02/12/2025

Let's elect on merit not sympathy or system... If the the youth or woman can't prove to be a good representative (Leader) with the current constitution then that youth doesn't deserve to be a leader. This is the easiest recipe for disaster, this is forcing leadership...

Zambian youth Edwin jr

10/08/2025

Ati DM for passport size photos, from ba crypto king😂

Crypto Made Me Do It

In 2021, Mutale was a banking officer by day and crypto evangelist by night.

He wore suits to work but traded on his phone during lunch breaks, explaining things nobody asked him about.

“This coin is going to the moon.”
“Bitcoin is freedom.”
“Banks are slavery.”

His friends just nodded while eating their nshima.

Then one day, after checking his Binance app and seeing his coin jump 400%, he stood up mid-meeting and declared,

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“I’m done being a slave. I quit.”

He even printed his resignation letter on gold paper. “Respectfully leaving to pursue digital assets.”

HR said, “Best of luck.”
His boss said, “You’ll be back.”
Mutale said, “You’ll be broke.”

For the next few weeks, life was sweet. He bought an iPhone 13, changed his WhatsApp name to “Crypto King ZM 🇿🇲🚀,” and posted screenshots with captions like “While you’re asleep, I make money.”

Then came The Dip.

His coin — "GoatChain" — went from $3.70 to $0.01 in 6 days.

Mutale panicked. He joined 6 different Telegram groups to find answers. One admin told him to “buy the dip.” Another told him to “stay strong.” One just sent a GIF of a burning house.

By the time he tried to withdraw, the exchange had “technical issues.”

By the end of the month, he had K187 left, a cracked iPhone screen, and no job.

He went back to his old workplace to beg. The receptionist said,

“You’re that crypto guy, right? My uncle lost K12,000 because of you.”

He now works at his cousin’s cyber café in Chainda, printing NRC photocopies and warning kids not to trust online money.

His new bio?

“Ex-crypto investor. DM for passport photos.”

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