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Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
Student: No, I was standing on it

F**k life

Morning
Øg Wêst

My grandmama tellin people I fixed phones becoz I turned her brigness up 😂✊

Write the first letter of each

🐕🐘🐄🐘🐒🦇🐘🐁

1. Big respect to people who turn on airplane mode to save battery but are not flying anywhere. 😅😅

Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.

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