C H R I S

A Mamelodi wedding was cancelled after the bride was discovered to have been eaten by her male bestie.

The brother spent over R110 000 on wedding preparations. Cows were discussed, outfits were fitted, deposits were paid, the DJ had already downloaded all the gospel house hits, and aunties were practising their dance moves.

Then disaster struck. 💀
Just before the wedding, the groom allegedly discovered that the woman he wanted to marry had been conducting cookie eating exercises with her male best friend. Immediately, the wedding was cancelled.

The chairs were left confused. The photographer was instantly unemployed.

The saddest part is not even the heartbreak. It's the fact that R110 000 left the account healthy and alive, then never returned home.

Today we gather here not to mourn love. Love will recover.
We are mourning the deposits. We are mourning the airtime used for wedding groups. We are mourning the petrol used for wedding meetings. We are mourning the brother's bank balance which was taken before its time.

And once again, South Africa has learned that whenever someone says:
"Relax babe, he's just my bestie."
Find yourself another girlfriend chief, that him.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the groom, his wallet, and the R110 000 that died serving the streets.

Chris The Savage King 😭💔 please don’t judge me ngoba love showed me flames.

Good morning everyone. Yoh guys I got properly scammed 😭🚮

I met this guy with one hand. He told me he lost it in an accident at work and was waiting for a payout of R7 million. Mina I believed him fully 😭 I thought my suffering was finally coming to an end.

We dated for one whole year and nothing was ever paid out. The whole time it was me doing everything. I paid rent, groceries, clothes, transport, electricity… basically I was the husband in the relationship 😭

Eish worst part? Every night before sleeping I used to kiss that half hand with love 😭 Even in public. People would stare and I’d hold it tighter thinking I’m standing with my future millionaire 🚮

Every time I asked about the money he would say:
“Babe my lawyers are still busy.”

Busy doing what exactly? Playing Morabaraba? 😭

Then one day I went to his mother’s house. While everyone was outside, I started snooping around ngoba something was not adding up.

Guys…
I found his childhood photos 😭😭😭😭

THIS MAN WAS BORN WITHOUT THE HAND 😭💔

No accident.
No payout.
No R7 million.
No case.
Nothing 😭🚮

The hand never existed from day one.

When I confronted him this man still had the confidence to say:
“But babe technically I still suffered a loss.”

LOSS OF WHAT BRO?! 😭😭😭

Yoh ladies please be careful. The hunger for soft life will make you romanticise red flags 😭 I was there kissing a scam every night thinking I’m securing generational wealth 🚮💔

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Isn't this supposed to be the happiest day of your life 🥹🥹