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21/06/2025

Weekend bantu bam masidibaneni ngomso va .
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20/06/2025

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Zezika

Silele ku tense kunjalo , ndazovuswa ngu Bamanye xandijonga i xesha zi past 6.

Me: Ndivuselwani ekseni kangaka?
Bamanye: Cela i mornings.
Me: Enza kaloku .

Uphakame waza on top ndimbona ba uyandonqena .
Qonda into endizoyisakaza yona phakathi ikiwi nzawuyisakaza ngathi asixabenanga .

Wenzile into yakhe very slow , soft yhooo sana ubone umntu okuthintha kwi same spot abe e gentle ndivele andakwaz nozithini ndalila sana.
Uthe obona ba ndine nyembezi wayeka u move.

Bamanye: Besivumelene nje mama ngoku uyakhala ngathi ndikunyanzele. Akunyanzelekanga undivulele imilenze ungafuni. Undenza ndizi feel ngathi ndiyi ra**st ngoku.
Me: Kumandi Shaun suyeka torho.
Bamanye: Why ulila xa kumandi?
Me: Umdala kangaka zange wazuma intombi ilile tana? Khayeke uncokola tatabo khayenze torho .
Bamanye: But sukhala kaloku.
Me: Ngeke ndingalili itsho kamandi umzimba iwubetha ibengathi u electrocuted but in nice way . La feeling ithusa umzimba wonke kodwa ngendlela emandi.
Bamanye: Zange ndayiva ke le.

Whooo nanko umntu endenzela umcotho ndimsuse phezu kwam ndaguqa ngamadolo khange abuze wenze le bendimthuma yona kamandi kanjani.
Ugqiba kwethu ndiphakame ndovasa weather ibingekho ntle kunetha sana. Ndithe ndakugqiba uvasa ndavula i festile e roomini ,wavuka naye lo bhuti waya kuvasa ndashiyeka ndi change i bed ,ndaya ku*ifaka kwi washing machine .
Ndenze ukutya , ndaya nako ekamereni .
Ndifike ethambisa lo Bhuti ndabeka i tray dressing table .
Ndiphindele e kitchen ndiyo landa i Savanna yam ndamphathela Vitamin water lo Bhuti ,still water ndamenzela ne coffee kuba ndingamazi uzaku funa eyiphi .
Ndihambile naxo ndayaa ku*ibeka ndavula ingubo wangena ndamnika tray enokutya .
Nam ndangena ezingubeni satya kuba bendiphakele kwi plate enye.
Sithe sakube sigqibile ukutya .
Waphakama waza nene Bev i tray . U phinge i kofu yakhe ndasela i savanna yam mna .
Njengoba lento isenzeka akekho othetha nomnye kuthulekile .
Ndiye ndaqonda mandithathe izinto ndiye ku*ihlamba .
Ugqiba kwam u*ivasa ndibuyele e roomini ndafika ndafala i festile kancinci nda layita AC . Ne khetin ndiye ndazivala kuba ndifuna kube dark apha e roomini.
Ugqiba kwam yonke lonto ndithathe i phone yam ndasenda i text kwi whatsapp group yase khaya ndichaza uba andizufumaneka imini yonke.
Ndisawbr ndigqibile ndicime i phone . Ndakhulula goun ndangena ezingubeni.
Lobhuti uye wandijonga .

Me: Wandijonga bhuti?
Bamanye: Baby awuthethi nam ku silent apha endlini andiyazo noba ithini into.
Me: Sithethe enough nje andifuni uphinde ube sayicacisa because uzawufuna uvula umlomo for undiqhatha . Masisele siyiyeka elihlobo ililo.
I weather iyabanda namhlanje for sibe sixoxa .
Endiyifunayo namhlanje kukuba ukhulule ukhulule everything ungene ezingubeni silale and enjoy each other. Is that too much to ask for?
Bamanye: No mntwam but ndiyacela ndicela singayiyeki inje siyithethe noba kunini because ndifuna uxolisa kakuhle.
Me: It's fine kaloku sizayithetha but just not today.
Bendikukhumbula Shaun ,imagine i freedom akho bantwana bendicinga sizokonwabisana but clearly akwenzeki ngohlobo ebendifuna kwenzeke ngalo. But the least we could do is to try sibe happy okwexeshana silibale ngezenzekileyo sithandane .
I miss ubanjwa nguwe nanjani na . Le uyenzayo yozibamba andiyithandi yes i know wenziwa kuba unesazela onazo but ndicela silibale kancinci ngento eyenzekileyo. Kiss me and touch me without holding back tatabo please. S***k me do whatever oqhele uyenza okwa namhlanje qha ke .
Bamanye: Andina ngxaki noyenza leyo as long as you promise ba sizakuphinda siyithethe le into . Asizuyiyeka ilenga lenga.
Me: I promise tatabo.
Bamanye: Now come and kiss your man.
Me: How about u my man andifunqule then ndizokwazi umnika a well befitting kiss.

Uphakame wazondifunqula yekake uncuma kumanyoko.
La feeling yoba sezingalweni zendoda uyibambe ebusweni uyincamise is everything to me shame .
Lo kiss ephele ingumnqongo o hot umntu eyi p*rnstar ethile .

Imini yonke ke siyichithe e bhedini simane sivuka sisenza into yotya sitye siphinde sibhuqane .
Lide latshona ilanga sisenza lonto inye .
Sazo phazanyiswa yi phone ka Bamanye ethi masivule i gate o Namisa balapha.
Into esivele sayikhuza yona .
Sikhawuleze sanxiba i goun saya kuba vulela.
Ingenile imoto ka bhuti Zikhali behla bebaleka kuba bekusa netha.
Bafike basi hug baya straight ezi roomin zabo.
Sishiyeke sijonge u bhut Khali.

Me: Nango noah sana
Zikhali: Yho Abantwana bakho abafunanga nova bafune ubuya into eshushu ndancama ndabazisa nam ke.
Me: Why ungathanga awuna petrol or something . Ubuyiswa kwabantwana emvuleni silele nokwenza.
Zikhali: Hahaha caba ndikwenzela umsindo benisayibhexesha? Nifane nakwata ningabazali kaloku nina nizele nanini befuna ubuya ndizakuba buyisa anizuzonwaya zixakiwe thina .
Bamanye: Yhooo le tsotsi .
Zikhali: Mandinishiye ndiyaleqa ndisayozingela ndibone andino bambisa na sdudla sithile . Le ngqele ifuna ndizithi sdudla.

Uvalelisile wasishiya.
Ndiqonde uba asoze ndenze nix ke mna because bendizihlelele ndingenazi plans zaku pheka.

Me: Sinothile
Nothile: Mah
Me: Uyakwenza into etyiwayo ke for wena ne girls or order in mna nendoda yam siyolala and asilambanga.
Nothile: Hawu niyalala lapho bengithi syohlala sibukeni i tv .
Bamanye: Besine plans no mamenu Nothile ngeke sizi jike ngenxa yenu yhoo.
Nothile: Hawu babana othi uyadlala umafungwase ubungamkhumbuli yhini wase unqaba kanje ukhlala naye ? Mah nawe usiyenza so vele?
Bamanye: Nop sisi don't pull that card on me siyolala thina .
Nothile: Mah Netflix and chill?
Me: No baby mna ndinomyeni kaloku and siyolala thina siyozela benifike silele. Please ningasivusi.
Namisa: Shuthi vele you guys don't love us.
Me: Whatever sphongo.
Namisa: Nguzoku nceba ku khuluza ungibiza ngo sphongo .
Me: Hakuna mathata princess Nami .
Thingo: Mommy can you borrow me your phone
Me: Okay Wanito kamama uyi charge please .
Thingo: Okay mama Thingo and daddy your card please we will order something ww don't wanna die from food poisoning.
Nothile: Mawuthi "Don't wanna die from food poisoning" ukhuluma ngokdla kwami?
Thingo: Sawbona Cinderella usuyaphila kodwa?
Nothile: Khuluma wena sdudla sengane .
Namisa: Nawe uyazi upheka amanga nje Babana scela i card tuu.
Nothile: Ning jwayela umswarelo nina.
Bamanye:Aphi awenu ama card because ane mali ndi sure.
Thingo: But your wife doesn't wanna cook dude and your daughter can't cook so mele sikhokhe nge card lakho ngwenya yami.
Bamanye: Amen .

Uncame wayolilanda wabanika i card sabuyela ezingubeni satixa nomnyango lo kuba siyazi bazomane besiphazamisa apha bezothetha umoya .

16/06/2025

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