Crooked Monkey

Crooked Monkey

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Our mission is to make custom merchandise people want to wear. #wearWhatyoulove

05/18/2026

At Crooked Monkey, retreat week isn’t a pause from work. It’s part of how we work.

As a remote-first merch company, we spend most of the year collaborating through screens, time zones, Google Meets, and group chats. Once a year, we bring everyone together in person — not for corporate icebreakers, but to strengthen the relationships, trust, and culture behind the work we do every day.

Our retreats are built the same way we approach every client project: intentionally, creatively, and with an unreasonable level of attention to detail. From Monkey Talks and Snack Wars to retreat swag, surprise activities, spontaneous brainstorming, and the conversations that somehow become inside jokes for the rest of the year. Every part of it matters.

Next stop: Córdoba, Argentina.
Stay tuned for retreat week. 🐒

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Want a closer look at how Crooked Monkey retreat week actually works? We shared the full story on the blog — from Snack Wars and Monkey Talks to the traditions, planning, and culture behind it all.
https://blog.crookedmonkey.com/crooked-monkey-2026-retreat/

04/15/2026

You’re already sending great swag.
Now you can make it feel even more personal.

We’re introducing personalized notes you can add to your shipments—so every box doesn’t just show up, it says something.

It’s a small touch.
But it changes the whole experience.

Same swag they’ll love.
Now with a message they’ll remember.

https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/services/personalized-gifting-notes

03/24/2026

Owala isn’t trending. It’s already there.

Which makes it a no-brainer for corporate gifts that actually land.

At Crooked Monkey, we take Owala and turn it into custom, branded merch your team wants to carry everywhere. Clean logo ex*****on, premium feel, zero compromise on what makes it Owala.

Because great branded products don’t feel forced.
They just make sense.

https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/custom-premium-brands/custom-owala

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Monday 8am - 7pm
Tuesday 8am - 7pm
Wednesday 9am - 7pm
Thursday 9am - 7pm
Friday 9am - 7pm