Calvin Corrupt

Who’s Iran and why are we bombing her

I keep catching stray charges. The government is trying to keep me down. Stay strong

This is a real image. “Attempted bank robbery”, they said. All I said to the teller was, “give me all the money”, in a soft and kind way. Of course, I meant all the money in my account. She overreacted and called the police. Women right. Lol. Anyway

Later chuds

- Senator Calvin Corrupt

I was falsely arrested last week which is why the lack of posts. I would like to formally announce Ben Ballin as my running mate for Vice President in our 2028 campaign. He’s my life coach, my wingman, I mean, s**t. He’s my brother. Having him as my Vice President will allow me to truly have the “Corrupt” Administration YOU PROUD AMERICANS DESERVE.

I AM CALVIN CORRUPT AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

- Senator Calvin Corrupt
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dude honestly John Mayer is just evil Jack Johnson

According to polling that I only shared with my followers - I have a 100% approval rating. Thank you to 3 of my supporters who turned out to the polling.

“Dude put Big Broom on NOTICE” - Some liberal.

Here’s the deal folks, he’s ruining my ability to get “donations” from my typical broom people. I think his broom thing should be outlawed in the US. Was probably made in China or some sh.

- Calvin Corrupt

A genius idea Destroyed by bad manageme⁉️🤯 #sharktank A genius idea Destroyed by bad manageme⁉️🤯 ...

What is this administration doing about those weird old guys that harass people outside of bowling alleys? I’ll tell you plainly - NOTHING. You can go to a bowling alley and have some guy that smells like ci******es and a good time in the 80s and if that wasn’t enough he’s going to A) Hit on your underage daughters or B.) hit on the 93yr old concessions lady to cut in front of the line at concessions. Either way, someone needs to do something about it.

ALL PEOPLE 60 YRS OLD AND OLDER CAUGHT OUTSIDE YOUR HOME WHEN THE SUN IS DOWN WILL BE REQUIRED TO ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY.

Where my donors/sponsors at? I have no morals

Facebook asks what’s on my mind. One thing - MONEY.

Dude? Me? Tf?!

Just so all my audience knows - I do know how to swim and do not want to kill myself. I’ve painted a target on my back with this stolen image that I’m not going to cite.

- Calvin Corrupt