Phantom Inspections

🔍 Official Inspection Report: The Neighborhood Grill-Off
​As a professional inspector, I take my job seriously. Even in the shower. Especially when the bathroom window provides a 4K view of the driveway and the neighbor’s backyard.
​Current Site Observations:
​Neighbor’s Departure: Sub-optimal. Greg’s backing-out angle is a solid 4/10. Definitely needs more clearance from the curb. 🚗
​Thermal Activity: High. I’ve detected a significant heat source coming from the Smith’s patio.
​Odor Analysis: Extensive testing (via the open window) suggests a high probability of Hickory-Smoked Ribs. 🍖🔥
​Inspector’s Recommendation:
The structural integrity of that BBQ looks sound, but I’m going to need to perform a "Material Strength Test" on those ribs. You know, for safety.
​Conclusion:
Who needs a privacy screen when you’ve got a "Live Inspection Feed" of the block? If you see me staring through the steam, don't worry—I'm just checking for code violations. And seeing what’s for dinner. 🕵️‍♂️🚿