Mitchtools

Current status: Deck so large it’s applying for landmark status
Neighbors: 'Nice frame!'
Me: 'Thanks, it’s my midlife crisis in 2x10s' 😎

Neighbors: 'You building a second story?'
Me: 'Nah, just emotionally supporting the backyard' 😂

This is fine' 🔥

Me installing joist hangers like: 'If these babies fail, the deck and I are going down together.'
Spoiler: they're not failing. Yet. 💪🫣