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So I rushed into this pharmacy some mins ago to get insecticide for the house. Now get a picture of this. Unkempt hair, nightie, flip-flop and braless. I just wanted to get it and rush back home. 🙃🙃🙃

Got into this pharmacy and met a man arguing with the pharmacist. "Oga even if I have, I won't sell to you" the pharmacist said to the guy
The guy shook his head
"Take a good look at me. Do I look like anything Is wrong with me? He asked the pharmacist

The pharmacist didn't reply so he turned to me and explained what happened
"Imagine o. I come to buy sniper this man say he no go sell say I no be like who wan use am kill insect. Meanwhile see as the sniper plenty for his showglass. He think say I wan kill myself. For this life weh sweet laidis?" He was still talking when the pharmacist cut him short

"I said I work with my instinct sir. I won't sell to you" the pharmacist said and turned to me
"Madam, what do you want to buy"

Me: Oga na sniper o 🤲🤲🤲

The pharmacist gave me a rundown with his eyes....he looked at me from head to toe...

"Madam, I no fit sell to you too. Infact I no get. Which kind problem come my shop today. Make una de go I wan pack"