SCHS Scratch

party animal and can get a little wild at times. Scratch is unmistakably known for itching his rear, which has caused three large tears in his blue shorts exposing his red polka-dot boxers. Scratch always has a large cocky grin, so his teeth show through. His California lifestyle comes out in his thong sandals. Of course, Scratch’s body fur is a little managed compared to traditionally smooth cut and short haired cougars. These attributes capture the remnants of Scratch’s wild party side - where he has been in a few brawls, but never the loser. Scratch is a friend to most, and a foe to … Norsemen. He is known to break out into a dance and throw up high fives to anyone in reach. He can be found spiffing up the heads of his balding friends and attempting to steal snacks from the unsuspecting PTO volunteer parents. Although his teeth may be intimidating to some, he loves children and helping the community any way he can. He is the most spirited man on campus and is not afraid to show it.