MWU

MWU is a fully accredited university specializing in sports and music. Our washer pitching team is STILL, after all of these years, unbeaten. Our futbol team qualified handily for the world cup, but we refuse to pee in the cup. Our accordion and washboard teacher has 102 years of experience crammed into five years on the road. We also offer degrees in BASKETWEAVING, GOLF, FIRE DANCING, and ENGLISH as a SECOND language.