Wildtype Communications, LLC

Scientifically proven: cover your ears with your palms and move them up and down fast from your jaw to the top of your head and repeat.

You will hear Pac-Man.

“For everyday makeup, I prefer a neutral, long lasting matte finish. For weekends, I have detailed notes from a homicide detective on how to erase all evidence using Tide with bleach and feral pigs.”

Anyone else ever wonder what would happen if a dozen heads of lettuce were bitten by s radioactive gerbil, while being struck by lightening, and forced to watch their parents get murdered in front of them?

Would they get superpowers? Would all the heads of lettuce form a type of vegetable justice league?

I’m assuming their call sign would be “Lettuce Go!”