Non Essential Oil: Reality Therapy

Here are our new Non Essential Oils available for ORDER NOW! The entire set includes 10 scents, each 1/4 fl.oz

1. BACON'S REVENGE - When you want to build up your spouse's expectations for no reason

2. BODY ODOR BESTIES - When dealing with isolation and want to feel near people, but not real people

3. CHAIN SMOKING - Flash back to the 80's to keep the neighbor kids away while still avoiding cancer

4. CHEAP BEER - Subconsciously lower others' expectations of you

5. CHLORINE DREAMS - When you want to feel like you can afford a swimming pool

6. CHUM BUCKET IMMERSION - When you're feeling nauseous and just want to get it over with and throw up already

7. COMPOST CELEBRATION - When you want others to think you care about the environment

8. HOMEMADE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP - When you need to feel like a better parent than you are

9. MOTOR OIL SPICE - Helps overcome feelings of low masculinity, boosts testosterone, and enhances ability to fake car knowledge

10. NATURAL GAS LEAK THERAPY - Increase anxiety to boost that sinking feeling that you should be more worried about somethings in life