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04/01/2026
Big announcement: We’re officially embracing the AI revolution.
Not because we have to… but because we’re all tired of the messy, emotional advertising informed by the human experience.
Starting today, we’ll be using AI to handle:
- Deep emotional brand storytelling
- Nuanced humor
- Understanding your unique audience
- And all client communication
No more messy human insight. No more lived experience. No more “getting it.” Just clean, efficient messaging without all of the human drama.
Contact us today to create ads for your business that won’t do any of that “resonating with people” thing.
It was one of the great honors of my career to help Nina and Capital Fútbol Club tell Meah's story and honor her legacy. I never got to meet her, but I know Meah was an incredibly special person. Her memory lives on in the ForMeah Foundation, providing scholarships for future CFC players.
🎪✨NEW in Downtown Salem!✨🎪
Parking has never been easier—unless you count the time it was free.
Nothing says “welcome to downtown” like a little confusion. But hey, local business needs you. And parking hoops are just... part of the show. 🎟️
🏆 Another One in the Books! 🏆
Our second Halfway Handyman commercial aired during Super Bowl LIX, and we couldn’t be more thrilled! 🎬 Some projects get left halfway, but our commercials? They go the distance.
Catch the ad, see what’s next, and learn more at www.halfwayhandyman.com!
I have more photos to share, but I especially like this timelapse video from Monday night. It's only a few seconds long, so I've looped it several times. Enjoy this natural beauty!
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| Tuesday | 8am - 5pm |
| Wednesday | 8am - 5pm |
| Thursday | 8am - 5pm |
| Friday | 8am - 5pm |
