The Pimps

🎸🎹 LESSONS WITH THE LEGENDARY BASS MASTER HIMSELF 🎹🎸
The man. The myth. The one and only BASS PUTIN - Anthony Crisman - is taking students OF ALL AGES!
Whether you're picking up an instrument for the first time or looking to level up, Tony's got you covered:
🎸 Bass — ALL skill levels
🎹 Beginner Piano (Beginners only, please!)
🎵 Music Theory
👶➡️👴 All Ages Welcome
There's a saying in Rockford: "No one out-nices Tony Crisman". Do NOT sleep on this opportunity!
📩 Reach out to:

Jessica@rockandrollinstitute@gmail.com

for more info and to get connected

Lady friend just asked me “You guys have never got Hilly cake for his birthday before?”

Me “No. We don’t usually buy each other gay bread for our birthdays.”

Happy Birthday Hilly

So what do we do with our musical selves these days, you might ask?
Well ALL 5 of us losers now teach at &rollinstitute. I know. I know. Who’d of thought all those years ago when these 5 once hamdsome young men, who spent decades adrift on the seas of Rock&Roll, would someday be mentoring 76 magnificently talented, magical, creative, young adults on how NOT to play music or make art the way that WE did. Some of them actually listen.

Tickets on sale at https://rocknrollinstitute.com/

THIS FRIDAY•January•2nd•2026

Show is at the hard rock. It’s for the kids.
ITS ALL AGES!! SO BRING ALL THE LITTLE BUDDIES

Doors 5:00
Show PROMPTLY AT 6:00

We will all be there.
Thank you and we miss you 💋

Lastly,
This screenshot is from someone that brought their troubled teenagers, from a group home, to see our midday one song run thru concert today. This was their text to me….Not gonna lie. This is a remarkable, loving, joyful, accepting life changing program.
Please come join us

So we’re clear here. Whatever is left of this band will always be pro immigration, pro LGBTQ, pro human rights, anti fascist, anti authoritarian, and anti Donald Trump. If any of this is counter to your current belief systems feel free to let the door hit you on the way out