Zucchini The Bully
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I’ve had a TON of health scares recently, but am still out here living my best life ❤️
Oh hai
06/04/2026
Excuse me. I would like everyone to know that I am deeply offended by this situation.
Apparently I had a couple of overnight accidents, which means my staff has decided I now need to wear diapers to bed.
A DIAPER.
Do I look like a baby? Don’t answer that.
On the bright side, it is pink. And it has little piggies on it. And everyone keeps telling me how cute I am. Which is honestly making it very difficult to stay mad.
The important thing is that I slept great, Mom didn’t have to wash bedding this morning, and I got extra treats for cooperating. So I guess we’re all winning here.
Still filing a formal complaint with management. 🩷🐾
* Zucchini, age 11, dignity currently under review
Zucchini still follows me into the bathroom like I’m about to disappear into another dimension if left unsupervised for 45 seconds.
05/14/2026
Heyyy, a Snacky! it should be mine 😁
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