WTFK RADIO

We're not saying the punctuation is wrong, but we sure hope it is.

Here at the WTFK studio we have some rules in the work place. Not many, but there are some.

Dr. Shiggles Advice Column
Her: Dr., how do I get my husband to stop calling me a washing machine?
Dr. Shiggles: Easy, stop letting the neighbor put dirty loads in you while your husband is at work w***e.

WTFK Fun Fact #209
Nothing will f**k you up as much as the realization that there's no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order.

The face you make while cochese is working his tongue overtime swirling your taco bean into a frothy lather and then slides his two thick fu**in cuban cigar lookin fingers up inside your Arby's meat sleeve as he tries to see if your ovaries are ticklish and makes you drool like a re**rd.