PSR 7M

I’m not bragging but I walked all the way across the house into another room and remembered why I went there. 🥳

My biological dad was a bitter man, but my foster dad prefers Australian lager.

My buddy got caught shoplifting today in Boots,
he's much faster in his trainers.

Almost 100% of people who are told to
"hold their horses" don't even have horses.

People who use the incorrect word should have the humidity to admit it.